Due to lack of inspiration and time today’s post will be less interesting than others. This is due to the fact that I am just going to list a bunch of things that make me angry.
Bra Straps
No, not the fact that they exist. I am talking about people who wear strapless shirts with the bra straps on full display. It does not look like your shirt has straps, we all know those belong to a bra. A criss-cross bra strap with a non-criss-cross top makes me equally furious and worst of all are those “transparent” bra straps. We can still see them, okay?
People who drag their feet
How much do I really need to say about this? I hate it. The noise is not the worst part for me either. It is the pure laziness. People cannot lift their feet 1cm higher?
Overweight children
Now this is a touchy subject, but this is my blog, so butt out. Children by nature are fairly active, always jumping and playing, so by nature they should not be overweight. Allowing your 5-year-old child to become so overweight that they cannot run to the end of the street is a whole new level of negligence. Children burn through fat much faster than adults do so what kind of an unhealthy diet is your 5-year-old on that caused him/her to have multiple chins? What kind of future are you setting up for this child?
“SMS language”
I am sure I am not alone on this one. Ntng is mr anying thn tryng to rd ths sht. Back in the day when you had to press the same button multiple times to get one letter it made more sense. It is so easy now to type in full sentences. You are not saving any time and you are only making yourself look like an asshole.
People who bite cutlery
This is a strange one, but I can’t stand it. I am referring to people whose teeth touch the fork when they take a bite. I cannot explain to you why this angers me but for some reason it does. It angers me a lot.
Convertibles
A car without a roof. This is a bad idea for so many reasons. It looks cool, yes, but driving in it sucks. Firstly because of the wind. If you have any hair prepare to have 90% of it in your eyes, ears, nose and mouth. You spend the entire ride sweeping hair out of your face. Secondly because of the sun. I do not care how much sunscreen you have on or how wide your sun hat is, if you are sitting in traffic in the sun with no roof you are screwed. Never mind the heat and the sweat. Enjoy your skin cancer dumb-ass. The third reason I hate convertibles is because of the vulnerability. Nothing is safe if you have half your car missing. Your valuables are easily snatched. You are open to any kind of harassment from beggars or vendors or drunk people, but more than that you are open to bird poop. Wide open.
So, there you have it. Those are the things that make me angry.
